Funny Letter
Dear Moldy Cheese,
Did you have to hide in the back of the fridge for months
where no one could see you? Were you just waiting for an innocent person like
me to find you? I didn’t see your beautiful green colour through the plastic container.
I was not paying attention when I took a large bite out of your once beautiful orange side,
which was now half green with mold. It would have been nice if you could have
given me a heads up, about your new moldy friend. Your newest addition didn’t
taste or look as good as the rest of you. It may have been the worst possible
thing I’ve ever tasted. In fact you were so bad that you came out through my
esophagus faster then you went down. I was surprised the toilet didn’t throw
you back at me because you were that foul tasting. I guess it was my own fault
for trying to eat you, but you’re so hard to resist… you did a good job turning
me off from loving you.
Sincerely,
Your ex lover,
AJ
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